To be or not to be.....

Awoke early this morning, did me usual 'ad a cuppa tea n made a bowl of porridge no water just full fat delicious creamy English milk. As it was still dark decided to ave a butchers at the latest ramblings of the EIE blogg page, zzzzzzzzzzz..........looks like these sad malcontents are going to have a conference in Nottingham this Sunday. History repeats itself, a group of people coming together united by their hatred of other people...on this occaision the leadership of the BNP. Would bet that the word most used at this little shindig is 'Griffin' followed by 'Collett' and then probably 'etablishment' with 'MI5' coming up a close 4th. They will then have a big collection fuelled by those two bedfellows, alcohol n hatred. Some people there will feed snippets to the media to ensure hostile articles about the BNP, some leftie plants will also be in attendance, usually the loudest most rabid of those present. They will agree to form a 'new real nationalist party' and then go home and spend even more time than they have done over the last 6 months attacking the present leadership of the BNP. I have seen this so many times over the last 35years, the script never changes, some faces do but on the whole its the same sorry losers as before. There will be some jolly fine upstanding folk there who in the course of time will realise what they are doing, but the damage will have been done by then and they will re-join the BNP in time. Some will just drift off into the ether popping up now and again to ave a snipe at some fellow nationalist or more likely sitting around in a pub bemoaning the passing of some titchy little Austrian in a bunker in Berlin over 60 years ago. The BNP will out last any 'new' party until the next bunch come a long and start the whole process all over again. What ever anybody says about N. J. Griffin and his fellows, they have for the first time in the last 80yrs.....built an efficient, organised ELECTABLE, BRITISH NATIONALIST POLITICAL PARTY- FULL STOP.

It was after reading the EIE site that I decided to start my own blogg-gosh, my own blogg...how exciting- and am sitting here chuckling away to myself. The sun is shinning and as I look out of the kitchen window, wonder if this could be the start of a new career as a writer.....oh the riches and fame, foreign travel, Nobel prize and other worthy honours heading my way, then Bowser jumps up and demands his breakfast and I am back in my kitchen. Today Bowser is going to have a bit of road kill for his brekkie.....found it lying in the gutter having been stabbed and shot in cold blood in the neigbouring borough. Phew it was no easy task dragging its lifeless carcass back to my humble abode. There is no way I am going to be able to get it in my little oven so he will just have to eat it as it comes. He will be eating that 'till Feburary.

While Bowser is eating, decide to take a bath n av my first shave in a week, beards don't suit me but am rather lazy when it comes to avin to run a couple of sharp blades across my boat race every morning. Girls, you don't know how lucky you are on your 28 day cycle, try avin to shave every day! back in my kitchen n find bits of the road kill all over the place, tidy up n take Bowser out for his morning walk along the Thames, before the piccaninies are all out n about. A BA Boeing 777 just flew over on its way into Heathrow, could have sworn I saw the bovine features of our Scottish prime minister smiling out of the window but alas it seems his aircraft did not suffer the same fate as a previous one last week. Better luck next time. Yippee, Feburarys copy of readers wives has just popped through my letter box, some bird called Sadie is bemoaning the fact that her ol man is a bit short in the choppa department and would she fare better in Nottingham this Sunday....not likely love, there aint never anything big happenin in Nottingham on a winters afternoon.

Now then, which button do I press to send this out onto the world wide weeze for all n sundry to read? Lets try that one...........